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If Grace and I ruled the world of Hogwarts.

Sat Feb 14, 2009, 6:05 PM
[hehe, I stole it this journal entry from grace's live journal, because it was so freaking
funny.]

1. We would hang out with Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort, simply because having those three together must cause very awkward happenings. You know, Snape being a former Death Eater, and now being Dumbledore's double-agent. Plus Lord Voldemort still dosen't know Snape betrayed him. Funneh.

2. World would be total chaos. I mean, Snape would be dead with the awkward meeting of Voldemort and Dumbledore, and who knows what Voldemort would do to that lemon-drop-loving Gandalf look-alike, known as Albus Percival Wulfrick Brian Dumbledore. As for me and grace, we would just be in the background of this awkward interaction whispering to each other of what would possibly happen next.

3. Me and sabrina would both be sorted into Slytherin, and be at the top of the class, yep. Oh, and I'd totally be a Death Eater... GO LORD VOLDEMORT! [I'd actually give Voldemort a pet-name: Voldie.]

4. Grace would probably throw harry out of a corridor window, to the fact she's a harry-hater. Ron would be staring at Grace awkwardly as she angrily throws harry out a window and as for Hermione, she would be doing what ron is doing, staring at Grace awkwardly. Then, Hermione would beat the crap out of Grace, then, Grace would biotch-slap her and it would be a total cat fight. Ron would just stare at Grace and Hermione, fighting, in amazment actually. I guess he never knew how tough girls are. And to end with horrid fight, Grace would magically grab out her wand and yell the words, "Avardakedavra!!!one1!!11one!!1" And all you harry potter fans would know, Hermione would most likely be dead, because it would be impossible if she wasn't. :P then, Grace would yell her big words at the dead Hermione and walk away, Harry potter probably hit the ground by now.

5. I would be very popular amongst the Slytherins, and as for Sabrina, well, she'd just be my nerdy sidekick, like ron would be for harry :P. And, when I graduated from my 7th year at Hogwarts, I would become the Potions teacher after Professor Slughorn retired again, ofcourse. That or the new DADA teacher, you know, after Professo Snape's tragic death. *cries* I'd guess that I'd have a bit of a hard time getting hired at a school where I murdered two people... Hey! I'm here to give the Grifindors a VERY hard time. I'm a Slytherin. He-he.

6. Grace would have gone phsycotic after killing 2 people [cough cough, harry. cough cough hermione]. Sadly, the addictiveness of killing people has not gone away for Grace, sadly, she kills ron too, when ron told her some stupid joke, that's when Grace cracked. She got her wand out and yelled the words "Avardakedavra!!one!!one1!1ONe!!" then, poof. Ron has gone to that stupid cloud in the sky. In the next 3 years, Grace would have probably killed more people than Voldemort, Dumbledore finds this very astonishing. [Grace killed Dumbledore too.] Then, grace jumps Voldemort and that's the end of him, probably or Grace find Voldemort's only hair strand left and pulled it off, that's the only 2 ways to kill Voldemort probably.[you know, with harry gone and all] TeeHee.

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: grace gab like the half-blood she is '-.-
  • Reading: this journal entry.
  • Watching: grace draw snape, horribly.
  • Playing: the computer.
  • Eating: i finished my 3 oranges, so, now i'm eating air.
  • Drinking: drinking fluid.

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I am a girl, who is considered emo by her peers or friends. My friends call me Squirt, because I'm short and stuff. so yeah. that's it.

olivia marvolo riddle, daughter of the dark lord, is marrying ronald bilius weasley, son of Arthur and Molly weasley.
I am Olivia Marvolo Riddle, daughter of Lord Voldemort (Voldie) and Bellatrix Lestrange (Bella). Olivia Riddle was born December 31st at 12:00am, The specific time and date of New Years Eve. Olivia Riddle, after The Dark Lord died, plans to take the throne as next Slytherin Heir, and follow her dad's footsteps as the next Dark Lord.

RON WEASLEY IS MAH LUVER FOR ALL MY LIFE I HAVE AN UNDYING PASSION FOR THE RON WEASLEY, I SHALL NEVER FORGOT THIS TRUE LOVE FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, I SHALL HAVE 20,000 CHILDREN WITH RON WEASLEY AND WE'LL LIVE TOGETHER ON A NICE COUNTRY FARM ON THE WESTSHIRE COAST HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

I ship Draco x Hermione, Hermione x Snape, and just for fun, Harry x Snape

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chicken brown cow!!!
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family guy
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"OH Fuddgie muffins >.<"
a very comman lili saying ^-^

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